It’s Thursday at 6 PM. You’re cozy on the couch, bingeing your favorite show, when suddenly, it hits you like a spiked maul rolling a natural 20: It’s game night.

Your heart races. You glance at the clock. There’s no time to pull out your notes or build encounters from scratch. The party’s expecting an epic session, and you’ve got…nothing. No maps, no NPCs, no plot twists.

What do you do?

Enter the Lazy GM Cards

Instead of panicking, you calmly reach for your pack of Lazy GM Cards, the ultimate tool for the unprepared (or overbooked) Game Master. These cards are designed to save the day—literally. Here’s how it works:

1. Shuffle Through the Deck: Quickly browse for the right level range and a quest idea that suits your party’s style. Maybe they want a daring heist, a dungeon crawl, or a moral dilemma that challenges their characters.

2. Scan the QR Code: Each card comes with a QR code that unlocks everything you need to run the quest. That’s right—no digging through rulebooks, no hours of preparation, just instant access to:

   • A clear, structured storyline
   • Scalable encounters for your party’s level
   • NPCs with motivations and dialogue hooks
   • Maps, puzzles, and rewards ready to go

3. Kla-bamm! You’re ready. With the Lazy GM Cards in hand, you’ve got a full 1-4 hour session prepared in minutes. All that’s left is to grab your dice and set the stage.

A Lifesaver for Every GM

We’ve all been there: life gets in the way, and you just don’t have the time to prep. That’s where the Lazy GM Cards come in. Whether you’re a seasoned DM or new to the chair, these cards are the perfect backup plan when things don’t go…well, according to plan.

• No Prep? No Problem: Say goodbye to hours of reading and planning. These cards are made to be run straight out of the deck.
• Versatile Content: With adventures that fit different playstyles—combat-heavy, roleplay-driven, or puzzle-focused—you’ll always find something your group will enjoy.
• Scalable for Any Level: Tailor every quest to your party’s power level in seconds. Low-level adventurers and high-level heroes alike will feel challenged and rewarded.

The Lazy GM Philosophy

At Ball and Chain Games LLC, we know that life doesn’t always leave room for long prep sessions. The Lazy GM Cards are built for moments like this—when you’re short on time but still want to deliver a game your players will talk about for weeks.

So, when that spiked maul of realization strikes, don’t panic. Just grab your Lazy GM Cards, and you’ll be ready to roll in no time.

The Classic Collection Is Almost Here!

The first batch of Lazy GM Cards, The Classic Collection, is almost ready for release! Packed with a variety of quests and adventures, these cards are your secret weapon for unforgettable sessions—whether they’re carefully planned or completely improvised. Stay tuned for updates, sneak peeks, and more!

Don’t let an unprepared moment ruin your game night. The Lazy GM Cards are here to make you look like the mastermind you are.